Okay so I have drafted the email to this hopeless she bitch and her useless team of "Marketers and Communicators" and it goes a little something like this:
Dear She-Cunt,
Forgive the lateness of this email. I had planned to bring up this point should I have been given the chance for an interview. However I feel that it is only sporting for a young Communications Graduate, whom has hands on experience in developing successful social media campaigns, to point out to you that the current Facebook page that your shitty attempt at a Museum employs is currently in violation of this platforms' 'Statement of Rights and Responsibilities'.
To save you the hassle of trying to figure out where exactly this page has gone wrong I have taken an excerpt from Facebook's Help Center/FAQ's page:
Per our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities, Facebook profiles must represent an individual. Users aren't permitted to maintain an account under the name of their organization, or use personal accounts to advertise or promote themselves professionally. If your profile was listed under a non-individual name, or was used primarily for professional promotion, this is probably why it was removed."
In simple terms, this means that in signing up with Facebook all users agree that "Profile" pages are to represent individuals only and Facebook actually reserves the right to close any page without notice should there be any violation. Facebook also states in their 'Statement of Rights and Responsibilities' that accounts closed at their discretion may not be reopened without express permission.
I hope this information helps to clarify this problem for your Communications team. Now the challenge has been identified I am sure your team will be more than capable of rectifying this simple Social Media faux pas. If you have any further queries regarding this matter, please do not hesitate to get in contact with with me.
Regards
DawnRaver
Not as rude as the one I sent my boss- But I like to think its a little antagonistic and condescending- This may not bother her as much as i want it to but hey it makes me feel better...
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Dawnraver calm down. You are getting all worked up for nothing. You did not get the chance for a interview for the job, fine, leave it at that. Move on to the next opportunity & concentrate your energy on that.
ReplyDeleteBy giving info on things wrong might not even in the end be given credit to you. The person you send it to might use it for themselves.
I can see you are on a roll now with this e-mail story, but please think about it first before sending anything.
Count to 10, go have cigarette, oh no, hold that thought, we are quitting.
Smile :-)
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ReplyDeleteBahaha Sweet!
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