Porn at Work?! NEVER... okay maybe some times

Hey gorgeous people!

So i have a funny story for you! I have just moved in to a new place with my friend and we dont have internet hooked up yet so I have been sneakily using facebook, buying shit and emailing at work.... and when no one else was around.... when the place was empty and I was there alone the occasional video on Xtube. This place is sooo fucking backwards with technology that I didn't think anyone would notice! In the whole center of over 60 people I am the one who seems to know the most about computers and by todays standards thats fuck all....


Anyway I get this email the other day- "We need to stop using our computers for personal use as there has been a lot of inappropriate activity lately" this was sent out to all management... Its like they know but they seem to be too embarrassed to say anything HAHAHA. I actually couldn't really care less if they bring it up so as long as they're too scared I figure Ill keep doing it until I get net sorted at home!!

Anyway I decided that I don't really like that guy that came around the other day but I have been dying for a fuck lately which isn't really like me. Mind you its usually because Im getting action- I now know how people who don't have sex feel and trust me... life isn't good for those people. The amount of inappropriate erections Iv had! Lucky Im not the kind of person to break out into a sweat and run out of a room trying to hide my tent!! Jesus how do these people do it??

Thats another thing I don't get... people in a relationship who stop having sex. When i was with my ex we had it over 9 times a week for sure. I don't get how people are like "the love just inst there" - guys Its just sex- you don't have to love someone to put your dick in them! .... Well i don't anyway- does this make me a bad person? I don think so- some times the best sex is the sex where you dont care about the other person! Thats where it can just be what it as and both people can just get exactly what they want and be done with it when its over.

I always wonder though am I speaking for myself? Or is this like a common thing?

god I love sex!

Also on a non sex note- I want to get one of those county things so I can see how many- (if any) times this thing gets read by people. As much as I love talking to myself it seems kind of silly to waste time writing it down. Does anyone know how to get one of those things??

Hope you guys are swell- shit weather on the way to where I am... woohoo

xoxo