New Beginnings

So I have committed myself to believing that 2011 is the year of change for me! 

I have spent the last week writing a "new and improved" CV - (How can something be Improved if its New right?). I am now laboriously poring over a cover letter for a job I am going to apply for - and I'm going to get!

(I call on the power of the secret!)

I have decided that I really need to get my shit sorted for saving for this trip with Paz. I have worked it out that I will need to tuck away about $200 a week which means that after rent and food I am going to have NO money for myself.... Lifes hard but it will be worth it!

The last and probably biggest change for 2011 is the health kick that Paz and I have decided to go on. So I'm 6ft and 110kg and Im looking to slim down and tone up. The first mile stone to my new sexy life is the half marathon in March. 

Paz and I are cutting out Booze, Coffee, Cigarettes and Takeaways for two months to help us get to the peak of physical condition for this mad long run! Im hoping this will stem over to our lives after the detox. My goal behind this is to makes this a life thing rather than a 2 month goal. Im doing it big. Iv gotten so serous about it a Google imaged "6ft 110kg male" and this is what I came up with:

Im by no means in to wrestling but I want to look like John Cena one day. First thing tomorrow Im going for a run then Im going to shoot into town and buy a planner so that I can mark out my weeks- For any of this to be a success I need to have it in writing somewhere... This is where this blog come in!

I will use this as an outlet. As a progress report. As a support network. I am going to blog 5 times a week- even if its just to check in an tell you all how exhausted I am or how much I am hating eating healthy. I decided the other night that I need to keep a structure- the planner helps me to do that and getting into the habit of blogging about my experiences will make it something that I am forced to think about every day!

If ANYONE out there in blog land has managed to successfully go on a health kick that has remained permanent it would be great to hear from you. Similarly- and possibly more importantly- if there is ANYONE out there in blog land who has decided to make it a New Years resolution to maybe slim down and tone up or just make healthier decisions I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear from you... I may be pushing it a bit but if there are any fitness guru's or nutritionists in the house that would like to lend a helping hand I would basically love you forever and promise you my first born child (failing that a vial of my sperm).

Anywho- this post was more for me than you. Putting all of my plans out there on my blog adds some sort of finality to it but as always I would still love to hear from you- comments, emails, more followers... what ever!

Peace out my little sex kittens!

PS I just realised that I have asked people to get in touch with me in more than one post but i havent even given you any email address to do it- you can find it in my profile now but its thedawnrave@hotmail.com for those who cant be bothered going to look (I know I would be one of those people)

HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR

Hey beautiful people!!!

So I have finally managed to sneak on to mums computer... Yes I am back home visiting the folks for a bit- and I wanted to wish you Happy X-Mas and New Years!

I thought I would catch you all up on what I have been up to so Xmas we had up the east coast with my dads family. Thank god I had brought Paz with me- shes the kind of person that makes everything fun. Easiest thing for me to do... and Im guessing the least boring for you would be to bullet the highlights since there wasnt much TOO exciting going on:

• 6 hour trip Xmas eve up the coast
• 3 hours into the drive we decide we are going to do a half marathon in March
• 4 hours into the drive we decide that we need to prepare for this by doing a 2 month detox
• We arrive and I have to do introductions for Paz and all the family I havent seen in at least 5 years
• I introduce Paz to my Cousin and his wife
• Turns out his wife is actually a cousin
• I proceed to get extremely drunk to live down the embarrassment
• Paz and I decide I have 2 hot cousins
• I would do them both if we werent related (Is that wrong?)
• We decide that one of the hot cousins is a snob
• We decide that his fiancee is equally a bitch
• Xmas lunch and I have to sit by the cousin who I thought was a wife of a cousin
• Boxing day and we decided to get away by booking a fully day of tennis, kayaking, snorkelling, and bush walking
• 30 mins into tennis we decide we are shit and give up
• We do our 45 min bush walk in over an hour
• We decide we are too fucked to do either snorkelling and kayaking
• Day after and we cant take it any more so decide to pack up and go camping around the coast

Okay so we decide to camp on the lawn on this backpackers for 15 bux a night which sounds really shitty but actually ended up being quite fun! Our neighbors were 5 Irish girls halfway through a world tour... needless to say we drank alot both nights we were there. The second night we got a bit sick of the backpackers because we had some oyung neightbors move into the dorm next to ours so we decided to go out for a drink- lucky we did because we found out the next morning through eavesdropping that the girl (whom we dubbed Sue) who had gate crashed a boys weekend ended up throwing up in the fridge in their dorm.

That day we decided we had had enough and moved a bit further up the coast. By this time I had been thinking just how fucking horny I was since I havent had a root in a couple of months now!! Thank god for the privacy of cubicle showers!

We head down the centre for New Years and I manage to get a friend to sneak in last night for a QF which is making me feel a lot less tense... was going to go for a run tonight now since I can actually focus on something other than my penis... turns out I left my fucking shoes in the car that Paz took home! not just my running shows but ALL my shoes which means Im barefoot for the next week until Im back home!!!

Anyway Im not sure if this post actually makes any sense or is actually that interesting but I think I just felt the need to just write!

Oh PS was meaning to tell you this so I sucked this guy AAAGES age like maybe 2 years ago and we have kept in touch via SMS but I cant really remeber him or what he looks like (or his name :S) anyway I got the dutch courage on NYE to ask him for his name and  I finally got a partial name like how some people like Bartholemue would call himself Bart kinda shit... so naturally I facebook stalked the contracted name plus last name and turns out this guy I have been dirty SMSing the last 2 years was sitting next to me in graduation this year and I was normal as since I had no idea who he was and im pretty sure he knew who I was! HAHA trust me!

Anyway thats it from me xoxoxox

Bring on 2011

Hey sexy readers. Just a quick message to let you know I'm still alive have been camping for Xmas an new years and have only just found Internet!!! Will be home soon to catch you all up ony shenanigans! Hope all ur xmases were amazing and ur planning a reckless new years! Live it up drink it down:D

xo

Happy New Year!

Well the New Year has started off with a hiss and a roar. I hope your night was as amazing and alcohol fueled as mine was! We welcomed in 10 with a few friends a BBQ a broken picnic table and a smidgen of Mary-j (not for me of course... I don't do drugs).

boy do I have a story for you... My friend Joan and her b/f John (names changed of course) came over for NYE and started the night off having a row about their relationship in front of us all and made the whole deal awkward... it went on for ages and eventually I got sick of hearing it and got loud and obnoxious. So much so that they eventually couldn't even hear each other. Anyway turns out one of their problems is that John wants to try out cock and that whole night Jean kept hinting to the fact.

I was completely trashed and seemed to think she was only joking but I was to find out later that I was oh so wrong! Joan accidentally picked up my car keys and took them home with her which was fine because it was easy enough for her to drop them around to me NYD or today. So later the next night I was on Facebook and I got an IM from Joan but it was John on her account.

One thing led to another and John got quite dirty online and filled me in that Joan hadn't been joking and he really did want to try cock. Apparently on NY I had drunkenly blurted out that I didn't find John remotely attractive to Joan and that is why she hadn't just come out and asked me if I would fuck her boyfriends ass for her.

Anyway I chatted to Joan and told her I would do it only as a favor to her because my reasoning was that I think she is too good for him and if I can make him enjoy it then they can break up and she can finally be happy... with someone who doesn't hold her back.

Anyway he ended up coming around and we fucked... well I fucked him and it was soooooo awkward! But the thing is I can act completely normal after sex but I have a feeling that John will be all weird. I made it clear to John that this was only a favor to Joan and once we were done I told him to leave. It had to be the weirdest ever way to start the year.

Has this kind of thing ever happened to you? If so fill me in!!