Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year!

Well the New Year has started off with a hiss and a roar. I hope your night was as amazing and alcohol fueled as mine was! We welcomed in 10 with a few friends a BBQ a broken picnic table and a smidgen of Mary-j (not for me of course... I don't do drugs).

boy do I have a story for you... My friend Joan and her b/f John (names changed of course) came over for NYE and started the night off having a row about their relationship in front of us all and made the whole deal awkward... it went on for ages and eventually I got sick of hearing it and got loud and obnoxious. So much so that they eventually couldn't even hear each other. Anyway turns out one of their problems is that John wants to try out cock and that whole night Jean kept hinting to the fact.

I was completely trashed and seemed to think she was only joking but I was to find out later that I was oh so wrong! Joan accidentally picked up my car keys and took them home with her which was fine because it was easy enough for her to drop them around to me NYD or today. So later the next night I was on Facebook and I got an IM from Joan but it was John on her account.

One thing led to another and John got quite dirty online and filled me in that Joan hadn't been joking and he really did want to try cock. Apparently on NY I had drunkenly blurted out that I didn't find John remotely attractive to Joan and that is why she hadn't just come out and asked me if I would fuck her boyfriends ass for her.

Anyway I chatted to Joan and told her I would do it only as a favor to her because my reasoning was that I think she is too good for him and if I can make him enjoy it then they can break up and she can finally be happy... with someone who doesn't hold her back.

Anyway he ended up coming around and we fucked... well I fucked him and it was soooooo awkward! But the thing is I can act completely normal after sex but I have a feeling that John will be all weird. I made it clear to John that this was only a favor to Joan and once we were done I told him to leave. It had to be the weirdest ever way to start the year.

Has this kind of thing ever happened to you? If so fill me in!!

5 comments:

  1. Ah yeah..., that is kinda weird. No it has never happened to me..., though sometimes I wish it would Ha Ha!

    Anyways..., welcome aboard chap.

    Courage and Honour!

    Octavius.

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  2. oh, that's different, haha. well welcome to blogland anyway and sounds like you had fun at least!

    j.

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  3. haha. what a strange hook up. how in the hell did your friend find out her boyfriend wanted dick?

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  4. That's a hell of a way to start the year. I'm also curious about how Joan knew John wanted to mess around with a guy. Why aren't there any people like this where I live?!

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