Me: "Fuck Sam Evans has the sexiest lips in all the land"
Auntie Cole: "You get those kinda lips from suckin' cock!"
Me: "God I hope so"
Auntie Cole: "Thats how Angelina Jolie got hers... from sucking' the cock"
Me: "And that's why hers are all slack and saggy now..."
Auntie Cole: "Coz' she stopped suckin' cock"
SUUUPER excited! There is a very real posibility that I am about to start a bidding war between two prospective employees for my john hand-cock on their dotted line. Finally someone wants to hire me! Watch this space as I may be moving VEEEEERY soon.
Love
Me xo
